tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27110572681051884412024-03-14T02:07:09.581-07:00Stuff Christian Homeschooled Speech And Debate Kids Likea blog about speech and debate and homeschoolers and other fun stuff.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.comBlogger231125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-88837082277547301462014-07-17T11:38:00.003-07:002014-09-28T11:19:11.230-07:00It's Been Fun<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I've had enough people start to ask me questions like, "So... your blog...?" that I felt it was fitting to give some kind of "here's what happened to the blog" post. </span><br />
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This is it. Welcome. Take a seat. I'm not quite sure how long and sappy it will be but it's not a bad idea to get comfortable and put on some non-distracting instrumental music.</div>
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Ok cool. Hi. It's possible you haven't heard from me in a while. Why is that?</div>
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Well, perhaps you picked up on this, but <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2013/07/actually-judging-for-real.html" target="_blank">I graduated</a>. That was over a year ago, actually. I anticipated keeping up the blog for that year because I would still be involved in the Stoa community, which I was, but it became harder to write when speech and debate wasn't my life any more. Don't get me wrong, I still love it, but it wasn't me. I wasn't super motivated to write. I stopped thinking about speech and debate every day, and mostly thought about it on Monday nights when I coached. I stopped having stress dreams about showing up to tournaments without script submission and started having stress dreams about showing up to work with, well, inadequate clothing. I stopped worrying about wanting to win rounds because taking debate really seriously started seeming silly, because I felt so much older than the twelve year-olds who were on the losing side, and it seemed weird to want to beat them. But I loved speech and debate, and I loved this blog. This was who I was, a Christian homeschooled speech and debate kid.</div>
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But I was for a while. And it was so fun to write about. I started this blog in <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/04/schsadkl-lord-of-rings.html" target="_blank">April 2011-ish</a>, or at least that's when I started the blogspot page. It's based off an HI I did my sophomore year, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9hhZPv2lXU&feature=youtu.be" target="_blank">Stuff Christians Like.</a> Sometimes people reference a specific thing that Christians like that I mentioned in my speech, and I don't remember talking about that thing, because that speech feels like at least ten years ago. </div>
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Last Tuesday someone asked me if I could demonstrate an interp I did for a bunch of novices I was teaching. I told her I couldn't. I told her I hadn't done interps in years. </div>
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But it hasn't been years. It's been a year. It just feels like so long ago. </div>
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Writing blog post ideas on post-it notes mid-debate round feels like a long time ago, too. </div>
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I stopped writing this blog a long time ago. But I never told you about that. I won't be so narcissistic as to assume you've noticed a lack of posts, but if you're reading this, you probably have. </div>
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I'm thrilled with the impact it had. It's had an impact on you maybe, and it's definitely had an impact on me. I still call Policy debate "<a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/07/calling-tp-policy.html" style="background-color: transparent;" target="_blank">Policy</a>" because I said I would on this blog, so, that's at least one impact. I'm thrilled that people can reference "CHSADKs" and assume their readers or listeners know what they mean and potentially be correct. I'm thrilled people read it, still talk about it, think I'm funny, and ideally, learned something. If not, read the <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2013/06/not-giving-up.html" target="_blank">Not Giving Up</a> post. I love that my former debate partner is still upset that I called him "<a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/02/having-and-using-abnormal-amount-of.html" target="_blank">monochromatic</a>," even though I think he knows what that means. I love going back and reading my old posts, crazy as that sounds, like the <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/04/english-country-line-dancing-pt-ii.html" target="_blank">ECD scorecard</a>, because now Shy Guy is now one of the most outgoing people I know, and also I've forgotten most of the categories so I'm genuinely entertaining myself here. I love the <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/search/label/Guest%20Posts" target="_blank">guest posts</a>, I love the <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/06/ld-secret-society.html" target="_blank">LD secret society</a>, I love the honesty this blog allowed me. I love SCHSADKL because it's about <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/04/schsadkl-each-other.html" target="_blank">people I love</a>. Some I used to be <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/08/being-terrified-of-certain-competitors.html" target="_blank">terrified of</a> and/or had <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2013/10/competitor-crushes.html" target="_blank">competitor crushes</a> on, but now we're friends. Some were the <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/06/being-adopted-by-alumni.html" target="_blank">alumni that adopted me</a>, but now we're <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/10/alumni.html" target="_blank">alumni friends</a> and I guess I'm adopting other people. I love that I can tell people stories and they're like, yea, we know this story, and I'm like, oh yea, I think it was on my blog. I love that they read that thing. I love that I've grown as a writer and potentially a person in terms of personal betterment if not stature. I love this all of it the whole thing.</div>
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But I'm not the person I was when I started writing. There were competitors months ago who already didn't know who I was, and I had just graduated. There are people who have talked to me about DIs without knowing that's kinda my thing to, at least, some extent. I'm now the arguably intimidating alumni judge instead of the arguably intimidating competitor, or fairly unknown competitor, or any of the things I used to be. I'm not sure I'm a grown-up yet but it's only a matter of time. </div>
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<a href="http://chandlermovestomichigan.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">I'm moving to Michigan </a>which means less judging and coaching and whatnot. It'll be different. I'll be different.</div>
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But thanks for being here. I'm glad we were both able to make it. It really means a lot. It's weird, but I couldn't have done it without you. This blog isn't going anywhere, it's just not growing, if you feel me.<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hello, homeschoolers (if that’s what I’m supposed to call you guys)!</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I am Elijah Adams, and this is my second year of Stoa. What is Stoa, you might be asking. Well, it is-</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">wait. This blog is for Stoa-goers. I forgot. Silly me. </span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ahem.
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</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Judges. Don’t give me that look. We’ve all dealt with weird judges. You know, the community judge that chooses who wins the round by whoever looks the nicest or the alumni who goes for a double-loss because you didn’t look at your opponent during Cross-Examination?
</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Both of those are the judges that make you want to gnash your teeth because you lost round because that guy before you had a better tie than you? Ugh.
</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">These judges can be annoying. They can be aggravating. Heck, you might even want to storm into the judges’ lounge and give that judge a piece of your mind and tell them WHY THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG. Anyway, you worked for MONTHS preparing this speech. You waited to go up and speak while your stomach did somersaults. Then you go in, do your best effort, and WHAT do you get? You get a “Fifth and Below” because your suit had a wrinkle in it!
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But you must remember that these judges are as nervous as you are. Even more so, in fact. They are TERRIFIED that they might misjudge you and break your heart. They are PETRIFIED that you will forever dislike them for their comments. That they are RUINING your Speech career by telling you that you need to work on inflection.
</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">These community judges are new to this. They don’t know what they’re doing. They are probably lost and confused. But you have had months to prepare your speech (or weeks, if you’re like me). They just showed up the morning of the tournament ready to listen.
</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Judges. Don’t give me that look. We’ve all dealt with weird judges. You know, the community judge that chooses who wins the round by whoever looks the nicest or the alumni who goes for a double-loss because you didn’t look at your opponent during Cross-Examination?</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Both of those are the judges that make you want to gnash your teeth because you lost round because that guy before you had a better tie than you? Ugh.
</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">These judges can be annoying. They can be aggravating. Heck, you might even want to storm into the judges’ lounge and give that judge a piece of your mind and tell them WHY THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG. Anyway, you worked for MONTHS preparing this speech. You waited to go up and speak while your stomach did somersaults. Then you go in, do your best effort, and WHAT do you get? You get a “Fifth and Below” because your suit had a wrinkle in it!
</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">But you must remember that these judges are as nervous as you are. Even more so, in fact. They are TERRIFIED that they might misjudge you and break your heart. They are PETRIFIED that you will forever dislike them for their comments. That they are RUINING your Speech career by telling you that you need to work on inflection.
</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">These community judges are new to this. They don’t know what they’re doing. They are probably lost and confused. But you have had months to prepare your speech (or weeks, if you’re like me). They just showed up the morning of the tournament ready to listen.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Both of those are the judges that make you want to gnash your teeth because you lost round because that guy before you had a better tie than you? Ugh. </span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">These judges can be annoying. They can be aggravating. Heck, you might even want to storm into the judges’ lounge and give that judge a piece of your mind and tell them WHY THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG. Anyway, you worked for MONTHS preparing this speech. You waited to go up and speak while your stomach did somersaults. Then you go in, do your best effort, and WHAT do you get? You get a “Fifth and Below” because your suit had a wrinkle in it!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">But you must remember that these judges are as nervous as you are. Even more so, in fact. They are TERRIFIED that they might misjudge you and break your heart. They are PETRIFIED that you will forever dislike them for their comments. That they are RUINING your Speech career by telling you that you need to work on inflection. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">These community judges are new to this. They don’t know what they’re doing. They are probably lost and confused. But you have had months to prepare your speech (or weeks, if you’re like me). They just showed up the morning of the tournament ready to listen.</span></span><br />
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Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-87962581842124505132013-10-29T21:15:00.000-07:002013-10-31T23:28:13.317-07:00Competitor CrushesThis is a post I've been thinking about for a while.<br />
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Do you know what a "fangirl" is? You probably do. The Google defines it as "<span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15px;">an obsessive female fan (usually of movies, comic books, or science fiction)."</span><br />
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What the Google doesn't know is that this doesn't just have to be movies, comic books, or science fiction. There are speech and debate fangirls as well.<br />
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You know what I mean. Don't tell me you've never "fangirled" or "fanboyed" over a fellow competitor, as they say. I can give you quite a few personal examples. See, my fangirliness doesn't just apply to one speecher or debater. That would just be a regular crush, not a competitor crush. I have lots of favorites.<br />
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First, there's this one interper I totally fangirl over. And even though he's my favorite in interps, he's also great in any other forensical thing that involves him speaking, which is luckily every event. He's got the kind of voice that you hear and go, "Whoa. Please do audiobooks or something because seriously your voice is like the sound of happiness covered in chocolate and skipping through Disneyland eating ice cream while Coldplay plays in the background." I'm not even kidding. And in interps, my gosh, talk about becoming the character. And his blocking was always incredible. He also often sang in his speeches, and his singing voice is just as good as his speaking voice. I am a hardcore fan of this guy, I won't lie. My friend is too, and she and I would fangirl over him together, and totally look like idiots but in the best way. One time, his mom told my mom that he was a big fan of my speeches and it was the greatest thing ever.<br />
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And then, of course, there was my favorite LDer. The one I was super in awe of who also <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/08/being-terrified-of-certain-competitors.html" target="_blank">terrified</a> me. I might have accidentally told him that he'd been my favorite LDer for years, ever since I had decided that LD was cool, and yea, I guess my fangirl showed a little. He's always been one of those debaters that was right 100% of the time, even when I disagreed with what he was saying, because he was saying it, so it had to be true. His opponents were probably evil, because how dare they negate him? (I debated him once, and hereby admit that whatever I argued was probably blasphemous.) The tournaments he didn't win were clearly rigged. His arguments were brilliant, and apparently I saw him debate enough times to be able to recognize cases he wrote that I'd never heard before, simply by glancing over them, because I knew his style that well. True story.<br />
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I could go on, but I think I've sufficiently embarrassed myself. I could remind you of <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/05/humble-people_21.html" target="_blank">the time I geeked out</a> when someone who had just won an event (and remains one of my favorite speakers/people ever) congratulated me on winning novice impromptu of all things. I could tell you about how this kid whose speech made me cry won a major tournament and I made him give me a hug and told him I was proud of him, because I was, and how I am such a big fan of that guy for so many reasons. I could tell you about how one of the most widely recognized Stoa-ites for his great speaking and humility remembered my name months after he judged me, and emailed me to answer my questions, and how special that made me feel. I could recollect the story of how one of my favorite <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/12/kid-with-humorous.html" target="_blank">Humorous Interpers</a> ever got mad when my measly first ever HI didn't break and how awesome that was. I could even mention how excited I used to get when "famous" speech and debate people added me on Facebook, or Google+, as the case may be. I could tell you all of those stories about my fabulous encounters with the objects of my speech and debate affections, but I won't. I'm sure you have your own.<br />
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You're homeschooled. Oh, the feels.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-79765514707293312392013-09-26T21:07:00.000-07:002013-09-26T21:14:03.331-07:00Ultimate FrisbeeI remember the first time I read the Stuff Christians Like post on Ultimate Frisbee and yea, the name of that blog should sound suspiciously like that of this one which you are currently reading) which is titled FRISBEE- GOD'S FAVORITE SPORT, and I was like, "What, no, isn't frisbee for dogs?"<br />
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Then I joined debate where apparently frisbee is <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/11/debaters-and-frisbee-its-ultimate.html" target="_blank">apparently a big deal</a>.<br />
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A couple of months ago, I showed up to a party which apparently revolved entirely around frisbee. I was not exactly dressed the part. Some of my friends eyed my summer-y dress and flower-y flip-flops doubtfully.<br />
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"I don't have to play," I insisted.<br />
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"Yes, you do," they replied.<br />
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And thus began my frisbee career.<br />
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After a few quick lessons in how to throw and catch a frisbee (think "crocodile arms," or so I was told), I was all too literally off and running. Evidently frisbee involves lots of running, which isn't exactly my favorite, and most of the good people are tall, which isn't exactly something I'm known for. But hey. Frisbee's kind of cool.<br />
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I am semi-proud to say that a frisbee has now been thrown to me like, four times, which, when you consider that I've only played three games, is... not exactly good, but I guess not terribly awfully horrible. I'd really rather not be trusted with that kind of responsibility, anyway.<br />
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Frisbee is a lot like debate. I run arguments, you run across a field. You drop arguments, I drop the frisbee. It's mostly intense back-and-forth and back-and-forth, like a good Cross-Ex. And keeping score is kind of similar to flowing. And, uh, let's see, what else? Uh, you have teams, like Policy and Parli. aaand the games feel like they're never going to end. Like Team Policy rounds. And some frisbees are yellow, like flowpads. And debaters play frisbee, just like debaters debate. And the grass is green like <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/02/having-and-using-abnormal-amount-of.html" target="_blank">that pen I kept forgetting didn't have ink</a>. So I guess it wasn't that green. And there's an objective winner and loser, like we all like to think there is in debate. And you're not allowed to touch anyone on the other team, like duos.<br />
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I totally see why so many debaters love it.<br />
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Totally.<br />
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Kind of.<br />
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You're homeschooled. Go long!Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-70421572093823974272013-08-10T12:12:00.002-07:002013-08-10T12:18:37.919-07:00Thirty Seconds Used<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I remember once when this guy named Kyle was thinking of starting a comic for homeschool debaters and he needed a name for it, so he invited a bunch of individuals of that description to a Google doc where we brainstormed together and you can guess what we came up with.<br />
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Now, I think the time has come for <a href="http://thirtysecondsused.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Thirty Seconds Used</a> to get a cool motto. Here are my ideas:<br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: The Webcomic That's Been Making Debaters Look Forward to Mondays Since February 8, 2012</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Because Debate Is Funnier With Stick Figures</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: The Comic That You Will Think of Every Time You Prepare a Limited Prep or Debate Speech From Now Until Forever Because the Timer Will Say the Name Unless They are a Bad Timer</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: That Comic that Wrote about SCHSADKL Once</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: All the Charts, Scenarios, and Song Parodies Your Debater Heart Could Desire</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: The Best Homeschool Debate Comic by Default</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: The Source of Those Hilarious Pictures That You Sometimes See Taped Next to Postings</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Basically Your Life in Panel Form</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Where That Thing You Thought Was Funny Gets Even Funnier When You Put the Mouse Over It</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Practical Advice on Avoiding the Debate Dungeon</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Where The Stick Figures Occasionally Wear Hats, Bowties, and Hair</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Making You Wish Tournaments Had More Hot Air Balloons and Time Machines</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Discouraging Global Annihilation But Encouraging Impacting to It</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: A Disadvantage Free Comic Brought To You by a Really Tall TPer</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: So You Have Something to Read During IE Patterns and Breaks from Frisbee</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Admit it, You Stopped Reading the "Thirty Seconds Used" Part a Long Time Ago</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Actually Neither This One nor the Above Option Would Fly as a Motto</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Where You Don't Know You're Topical</i><br />
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<i>Thirsty Seconds Used: Drink More Water</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Dot Wordpress Dot Com</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Because the Stock Issues are like a Cow</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Because No One Goes to NITOC in the Fall</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Because Your Evidence Will Never Love You</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Frisbee, Alumni, Trophies, oh my!</i><br />
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<i>Thirty Seconds Used: Homeschool Humor Every Monday</i><br />
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...wait, I think that one actually is the motto.<br />
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Which mean Thirty Seconds Used already has a motto.<br />
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Which means this was pointless.<br />
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<b>AWKWARD TRANSITION</b><br />
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So, Thirty Seconds Used. Have you read it? Because if not, the entire post thus far has made little to no sense. Fortunately, you probably read the comic at the top, so maybe that was helpful.<br />
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This post is written in appreciation of a fantastic comic penned by a fantastic individual who enjoys reminding us that yes, we are topical, and makes our Mondays a little brighter and stick figure-y-er.<br />
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You're homeschooled. Four and a half minutes remaining.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-39692155913086782052013-08-08T20:49:00.000-07:002013-08-10T12:13:50.165-07:00A Comic About Us!Well, mostly me, but that's okay.<br />
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click <a href="http://thirtysecondsused.wordpress.com/2013/08/05/schsadkl/" target="_blank">here</a> for the original comic from <a href="http://thirtysecondsused.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Thirty Seconds Used</a>, the best homeschool debate webcomic on the planet.<br />
click <a href="https://www.facebook.com/thirtysecondsused" target="_blank">here</a> to like that thing on the Facebook.<br />
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You're homeschooled, and you're already here, so, good job.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-28389688083116603032013-07-28T15:12:00.003-07:002014-01-27T10:06:09.960-08:00Actually Judging for Real<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
If you liked the SCHSADKL Facebook page (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/SCHSADKL" target="_blank">which you should</a>), you may have seen something kind of neat pop up on your feed. It was this:</div>
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At first you may be thinking, "Ah, the classic coffee drink turned with the name visible, two different-colored pens, a flowpad turned sideways and HOLD ON IS THAT A BALLOT."</div>
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Yes. Yes it is.</div>
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Exciting, right? I know!<br />
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Backstory: I went to a <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/07/speech-and-debate-camps.html" target="_blank">camp</a> recently where I was finally old enough to work instead of just being worked on like every other year. I was contractually obliged to judge as many rounds as humanly possible, which meant filling out TP ballots during LD prep time, as well as wishing <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/02/parli-knock.html" target="_blank">Parli</a> had prep time. It was so super fun from beginning to end.<br />
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Because at the beginning, they <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/08/asking-for-judging-philosophies.html" target="_blank">ask you for your judging philosophy</a>. Sometimes. They usually forgot. But I was able to tell a few LDers to make sure they prove the resolution true or false, and a few TPers not to get overly technical on me. And do you know how fun that is because that is fun. Then they shake your hand and ask if you are ready. And they <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/08/asking-if-every-person-in-ten-mile.html" target="_blank">ask if you are ready</a> before every single speech and frequently Cross-Ex even when you nod before they ask to indicate that you are, in fact, ready, but they apparently feel the need to double-check.<br />
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Then they start speaking and I, the judge, start flowing, of course. I also reach into my bag and pull out a notebook in which I jot down notes to later be translated in a semi-legible penmanship to a ballot, and/or which will be read aloud because I am also contractually obliged to give verbal feedback. I try to write without breaking eye contact because I imagine they find that unnerving and so I find it terribly amusing. Then Cross-Ex, then prep time, and I can read over to ballot and ask myself things like, "Wait, was their plan to lift a moratorium on drilling oil seeps all over the whole entire US of A or just the Gulf of Mexico? Wait, is it just me or is this case structured logically backwards by assuming that because injustice leads to conflict, mitigating conflict leads to not injustice aka justice aka the value? Wait, is this iced carmel macchiato incredible or what?" or I can write things on the ballot like, "Quoting Wikipedia isn't the greatest idea" or "Thank you for making eye contact sweet little novice, keep up the great work."<br />
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This continues for a span of 5-8 speeches and then they are done and I clap and if I am also timing, because I can multitask like that (and because I judged a lot of novices and didn't want to give them too much to think about by having them self-time), I also stop the timer and then (this is great), they come up and SHAKE MY HAND and thank ME PERSONALLY ME for judging! And I glance over the ballot thinking about which side I'll circle and how happy I'll make the winner and how the loser will never be able to make eye contact with me again until they forget in a couple weeks, and how much power I have.<br />
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But I try not to let it go to my head as I make the long trek to the judge's lounge. Which was a wonderful, magical place filled with judges. Well, it was sort of magical. Okay, it wasn't. But it was fun. They had some somewhat not-melted candy. Then I find a chair and potentially a table and write and write until I have to go find the ballot push people to go judge another round. It was great fun, really. Especially judging finals. Again, so much power.<br />
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So, there you have it. Actually judging for real. Good stuff. We like it.<br />
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You're homeschooled, and non-judgmental unless you graduated.</div>
Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-59592759352039111292013-07-01T11:22:00.002-07:002013-07-01T11:22:55.993-07:00Ranking Speech Categories According to Coolness- Ian Caffarel<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 17px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>(This guest post is from Ian Caffarel who's been competing in speech and debate for two years. He says it's very cool and is a huge part of his life, and he also enjoys classic rock. Enjoy! Want to write a guest post? Click <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/p/want-to-write-guest-post.html">here</a>.)</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span><span style="vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">You’re homeschooled, and that’s cool.</span></span>Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-43812626273862025122013-06-21T11:21:00.000-07:002013-06-21T23:48:25.156-07:00Not Giving Up<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Once upon a time, I attended a debate camp as a newbie Lincoln-Douglas student with high hopes. The previous year had seen me as a novice TPer who could never quite get higher than 3-3, an experience I wished not to repeat. The camp tournament came and went and left me with a record of 2-4. After a couple of frustrating tournaments where I found myself the top 3-3 debater (so close!), I finally broke into an upper bracket, making me an automatic semi-finalist, with a 5-1 record. As the months passed, I had the opportunity to debate three of the four students whom I lost to at camp. I won each rematch. I was particularly thrilled to win two out-rounds against two very, very good and high-ranked debaters, and several months later, am still surprised it happened. The fact is, I kept working and improved.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Once upon a time, I had a DI my first year. I only did it at one qualifying tournament, squeezed my way into finals, took 8th place (not to be confused with last place, by the way), qualified for Nationals because you only needed to place in the top 40% once back then, competed at NITOC, didn't break and certainly didn't expect to. Throughout the tournament, I watched lots of other DIs and noticed that each was way, way more dramatic than mine, and decided that I would never do another DI again. Three years and three DIs later, I came home a few weeks ago from another NITOC with a shiny trophy that says, "First Place: Dramatic Interpretation." The fact is, I kept working and improved.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It took a friend of mine years to win more than one round at a competition, but he has since won entire tournaments. Another friend was so terrified of giving her first impromptu speech that she ran away and cried rather than speak that round, and years later, won a limited-prep event at Nationals. A third friend put a lot of time and effort into debate year after year and never managed to get a winning record, then suddenly went 6-0 a few times. They worked hard, and improved.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The best speech I ever gave was the only interp I did that didn't qualify for Nationals, but not only was it a powerful speech in the opinions of much of my audience, if not my judges, it also stretched me more than any other speech and allowed me to later prepare speeches in two or three weeks and still break to finals, to really know what it means to be in character, and ultimately, to become the interper I am today. I would not have grown that way if that speech had been getting checkmarks and winning tournaments like we expected it to, because then I wouldn't have had to work as hard.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The fact that I and countless others can keep at it and someday taste success makes me very, very happy to be a part of homeschool speech and debate. Never ever ever give up. Keep working. Keep taking feedback, especially criticism. Keep watching some of the greats if you wish to improve. Keep practicing, keep writing, keep discussing with others, keep speaking.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">This is a friendly reminder that lots of us CHSADKs like not giving up, and we're right to. Success in competition is a minor perk to becoming a great speaker. There may come a time when you lose much of the thrill of breaking to finals because you aways do, when trophies become things you have to struggle to find room for, when you're more concerned about being one of the top competitors than qualifying for Nationals, because you did that a long time ago and the former is a real possibility. There may not. It's not important. What's important is that you don't stop doing what you are supposed to be doing, and if you are called to be a speaker, then speak as though Christ Himself is speaking through you. Success only matters as a sign of improvement, and if you work hard and don't give up, you will improve.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You're homeschooled. Keep at it, and carry on.</span>Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-10814860068542212162013-05-05T21:26:00.000-07:002013-05-05T21:28:41.675-07:00Working a Lot Right Before a Tournament<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Today I had a brilliant idea. I know that <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2013/03/records-ending-in-zero.html" target="_blank">one time</a> I told you not to bribe judges, but if you didn't listen and are okay with staining your immortal soul for a trophy or two, I figured out a sneaky way to do it. This is probably a good idea: tape money ($5 in prelims, add five for each outround) or some other incentive (perhaps a logo of a coffee company) to the back of your flowpad, along with a piece of paper and an arrow that says, "YOURS IF YOU VOTE FOR ME." Then hold it up so the judge can see it while you speak. The judge will probably go along with it, and your opponent has no way of knowing! It's brilliant I tell you, brilliant!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Well, ok. The fact is, NITOC is coming up, and thinking of ways to bribe judges is proving easier than thinking of ways to revise cases. On a similar note, every alumni judge I've asked has agreed to take a bribe to vote for me. And some of them also coach. At least two of them were, in fact, on their way to judge me, but unfortunately I had nothing to offer them. They like candy and coffee. Still, if you weren't concerned about the future of America enough already, you should be.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">Although, to be somewhat honest, I have actually been working on stuff some. I have IMDB open in another window so I can copy stuff from there for Mars Hill. Additionally- well, due the nature of the competition, I'm not going to tell you exactly what else I did, just that I rewrote my Aff, Neg, and/or an interp of mine last night, and it thrills me to think of others potentially researching applications I'm no longer using and/or being completely unprepared for apps I replaced them with because I'm that kind of person. For TPers, this is similar to the joyous feeling you get when you know other teams are working like crazy to find evidence against that case you're not running anymore. I have been on both sides of that scenario, and it's fun if you're on the right one.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Whoops. So now you know I wasn't rewriting interps. Well, I did that too, but that doesn't affect you. Then again, I haven't really given anything away. Which is good, because NITOC is soon, and I plan to continue working hard to prepare.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #222222;">We do that, don't we? We save up a bunch of work for speech and debate until (sometimes literally) moments before we enter the round. You can blame <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/05/procrastinating.html" target="_blank">procrastination</a>, you can blame a boatload of other schoolwork, or you can blame it in on accidentally sleeping in a lot or forgetting about the competition, perhaps unintentionally, but the fact is this is a thing with us. Well, those of us who have been around for a while, not those super enthusiastic novices who practice their speeches every day like I sometimes wish I could still be. Though at this point in the season, no one is <i>that</i> new. So maybe we all put off work. Eh. What're you gonna do.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #222222;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #222222;">Tournament season has almost finished. Nationals is practically upon us. Now would be a great time to do all that stuff you've said you were going to do since January. Unless that stuff involves adding another event, because, you know, it is actually too late for that. Save it for <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/08/next-year.html">next year</a>.</span></span></span><br />
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As the great ship sailed across the rough and wild seas, a young man by the name of Jared Curry sat on the main deck talking to his friends. He glanced over at his friend and Duo partner, Elijah Adams, as he leaned over the edge of railing. He wasn't sure why, but he suddenly had the feeling that something bad was about to happen. He started walking over toward his friend, and as the boat went over a particularly large swell in the sea, Elijah fell over the railing! Jared started running. He grabbed a large flotation device with the words, “Registration Reminder” printed on the side, and threw it to his friend, who was trying to stay afloat in the enormous waves. His friend reached for it once, and missed, but the second time he reached for it he grabbed it and held tight. Jared pulled his friend back aboard the ship and gave him a towel. The S.S. Paradigm had been crossing the Sea of Registration on its way to the San Diego Epilogue. Jared knew the perils of the journey, but not everyone understood what it was like to be stranded. Suddenly, Jared heard another splash. He ran to the edge, hoping to get a Registration Reminder out in time, but it was too late. Many islands dotted the Sea of Registration, and there were friendly dolphins in the area, so whoever it was that had fallen overboard would surely survive, and would be picked up on the return ship. But still, Jared couldn't help but think about how that poor soul would not reach his destination. He would be totally isolated until the ship returned. Jared looked at his friends who had stayed safely in the center of the deck. Surely, if they knew how many fell overboard each trip, they would help. But how could they? They had never experienced the loneliness of being stranded, lost in the process of registration.<span class="s1"><br />
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</span>A few nights later, Jared lay awake in his room aboard the S.S. Paradigm. They had crossed the Sea of Registration, and from this point it was smooth sailing. But still, he couldn't sleep. How many had fallen overboard on this journey? Yes, his Duo partner had been saved, but others would never make it to the San Diego Epilogue 2013. Finally, he gave up trying to sleep. He opened his suitcase and pulled out an old, worn journal. It had only been a few months, but the memory was so fresh in his mind, and he had read the journal so many times that it appeared to be older than it actually was. As he always did when he took out this journal, Jared opened it to the first page, which he had left blank. He looked at the blank page, and he thought back to what had happened on the first day.<span class="s1"><br />
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</span>Back in his room aboard the S.S. Paradigm, Jared turned the page. He stared at the second page, which had also been left blank. He looked at this page, and thought back to the horrors that had awaited him the second day.<span class="s1"><br />
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</span>With the aid of some dolphins, Jared managed to keep afloat for a whole day, unable to see land. Finally, he came to rest on the small, once heavily populated, but now deserted island of Facebook. Looking around, Jared found a large city, but it seemed to be abandoned. He was haunted by the silence in this place. He managed to find food, an empty journal, and a pen. He took these with them as he searched for a place to spend the night.<span class="s1"><br />
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</span>On the S.S. Paradigm, Jared focused on the third page, which bears the title, ICC, Day 2. The first day on Facebook had been bad enough, but the second day had been almost unbearable. Such silence... Not the silence of peace, but of being alonce. He closed his eyes for a second and took a breath. Then, after a few seconds, he opened his eyes again and began to read.</div>
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I am stranded on a deserted island with no way of contacting the Paradigm. I knew people from other ships headed toward ICC. S.S. CONTROL, S.S. Set Apart, S.S. Veritas, and many other ships, but I have no way of contacting any of them. Since I come from Speech&Debate City, the quiet here is almost enough to make me go insane. In the city, people were always talking, laughing, having fun. I moved to Platform Boulevard this year, but Interp Avenue with my old home was just around the corner, and I had many friends there. Limited Prep Place was on the other side of the city, but I would make Impromptu visits down there at least once a week, sometimes more. Storytelling Theater had just gone up on the corner of Interp and Limited, and I had found that it was quite a fun place to go. I'd visited Lincoln-Douglas Lane a few times, and I was considering moving down to the Debate section of town next year, but I wasn't sure. There are so many places in Speech&Debate City that I can't even name them all. But now I'm here on this island, and my friends from the Paradigm are at ICC. I'm not sure I'll ever make it off this island. I can only hope my friends will send out a search party on their way back from ICC. It's so quiet here... I miss the conversations, the "Blip!" of my doorbell when friends would visit me, the letters and comments sent back and forth... I think I saw some smoke on the other side of the island, though. Tomorrow I may hike over there and see if this island isn't totally abandoned. Maybe a few have remained behind for some reason, and if so, there may be hope.<span class="s1"><br />
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</span>Early this morning, I found a sign near what appears to be a town hall. It said, “Facebook City,” so I assume that that is the name of this place. Why it was deserted, I don't know, but I imagine it had something to do with the ICC. A little later, I saw some smoke coming from the same place as last night, and decided to hike over there. It was a very step trail, and it took about forty-five minutes. Upon arriving, I discovered some Native Philosophers. I philosophized with them for hours, and then they asked what brought me to their island. I told them about ICC, and the Paradigm. Then I spoke to them of the wonders of Speech&Debate City. I told them of my friends who worked at the Extemp News Station, and I told them of the Apologetics Church. I revealed to them the wonders of the Expos Museum. I explained to them why it wasn't strange at all that we had named our city park, “The Campus.” I told them about details that had seemed small at the time, like the Open house on Interp Avenue. I talked about how I would take long walks around The Campus with my friends, and watch people play Ultimate Frisbee in Frisbee Meadows. That evening, we sang songs around a Choir-Fire. They assigned me to the Bass section, and we sang such songs as Hallelujah Chorus, Cicut Cervus, and Gloria by Vivaldi. After all, it makes sense that Native Philosophers would sing classical music. As the sun started is descent, they told me that I must leave their land. They welcomed visitors during the day, but no stranger could be on their territory after sundown, and I would have to return to Facebook City. So I hiked back. As I returned, the dark silence haunted me. For a few hours, I had had some company, but so quickly it was gone. Even though I was homeschooled, living in Speech&Debate City had taught me to be social. Now, the crowds of people pushing to see postings were elsewhere. If only someone had thrown me a Registration Reminder, I might have made it to ICC, I might have been spared the pain of this isolation.<span class="s1"><br />
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</span>Once more I hiked over to Camp Philosophy. Upon arriving, I discovered that they were partaking in a sacred ceremony that they called a Choir Recital. All who were present were required to participate, so once again I sang Bass in their Choir. The ceremony lasted only a couple of hours, and then all strangers were required to leave their land, even though the sun hadn't yet fallen. So I hiked back to Facebook City, where I spent the evening. The solitude was torture. I wanted to run from room to room in Pattern Mazes A and B. I wanted to run up and down stairs in the Competitor's Obstacle Course. I tried to pretend I was at ICC, but I couldn't ignore the fact that I was alone, when I looked around and saw no debaters with their rolly luggage, no Duo teams in their matching suits. And I could do nothing.<span class="s1"><br />
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Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-74920184689829998552013-04-03T21:03:00.001-07:002013-04-03T21:03:19.793-07:00Haaaaapy birthday!You guys, it's our birthday. SCHSADKL is two years old now. This announcement is brought to you by all of you for reading it. Thanks. Happy birthday. Go get yourself a great present.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-27765439721588573792013-04-01T14:37:00.002-07:002013-04-02T10:13:26.261-07:00Complaining About Judges and Saying Mean Things About Them<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Yep. It's what it looks like. This judge moved me from 1st to 5th & Below (actually, 7th). I would like to take a moment to thank the other two judges who ranked me highly and allowed me to break anyway. Thank you, other two judges.<br />
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Now. The fact is, we're not always as lucky as I was. In fact, most people, myself included, are not always as lucky as I was. Judges can be so frustrating sometimes. They rank you down for really bad reasons, give you the loss because they liked the other guy's tie better, complain about physical attributes you can't change, and sometimes literally flip a coin or decide completely randomly rather than making a logical decision. It's frustrating.<br />
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That's why we complain. And complain and complain and complain. It doesn't really matter if it's against your club policy, or if your coach keeps saying the judge is always right and any reason you're losing is your own fault and you should try to improve. Everything is clearly not your fault, and you should definitely continue to say mean things about your judges.<br />
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Yea, I guess some judges are good. I mean, the other two I had in that round I mentioned above were cool. They're nice people, and they had good, well-thought out things to say. And I know you're probably thinking, "Well, Chandler, everything worked out. I mean, you got a low ranking, but you still broke to finals and ended up taking 2nd place in that event. So this clearly confused judge doesn't really deserve a harsh reaction, and the ballot had no effect on anything. And even if it did, move on. It's just one round and one little high school tournament that has no impact on the rest of your life."<br />
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Hmph. No. I don't want to think that way. I'd rather simmer in my anger. Because let's be honest, it's really fun to complain about that 2% of our ballots which are clearly unfair and bad. Well, maybe not fun exactly. It kind of makes you feel angry and mad. But we do it anyway for some reason, so it must be ok.<br />
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You're homeschooled, so... yea whatever.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-60672238771187159492013-03-09T13:07:00.001-08:002013-03-11T12:50:07.507-07:00Records Ending in Zero<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Ok, so I did math, you guys, and determined that I attended 12 different tournament without losing a single debate round.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">That's right. Feel free to act shocked and awed.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><strike>Yup. It's a great feeling. </strike></span><strike style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">You're homeschooled, and</strike><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">You know, I thought of cutting the post off here, or maybe just diverging into how great it feels to go undefeated for a tournament or twelve, but instead I decided that I ought to tell you that, as you probably guessed, I didn't actually compete in... one of those tournaments.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">And I may have kind of sort of only done speeches and not debate at the other eleven.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Whooosh. There goes my credibility.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">(apparently </span><a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/03/being-sneaky-in-cross-ex.html" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">credibility always makes a "whooshing" sound</a><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> when it leaves. It's really too bad that I know that.)</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><br />So okay, I've never been undefeated at a tournament where I actually competed in debate, but that's certainly always the goal. Well, <b>a</b> goal. I have a lot of <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/02/setting-ridiculously-awesome-goals-for.html">goals</a>, such as getting a winning record in debate, winning an event, qualifying in stuff, and <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/11/not-leaving-your-name-tag-in-room.html">not leaving my name tag in any rooms</a> when I'm done speaking, all of which, I am happy to say, I have so far achieved. Especially the last one because man, that thing is really easy to forget. The key, by the way, is to take it off right before you speak and give it to the <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/05/timers.html">timer</a> before asking if everyone is ready. That way you remember to get it later when you're shaking the timer's hand. But I digress.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Ending up with a record like 6-0 or greater is an admirable ambition. I have invented a few strategies on how to not only win all of your rounds, but also not lose any. However, because I would feel at least a little bit bad about encouraging you to bribe your judges, your opponents, </span><a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/07/tabulous-tab-michael-sheetz.html" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">the tab people</a><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">, the tournament director, whoever does </span><a href="http://www.speechranks.com/" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">speechranks</a><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">, and/or the guy who narrates the </span><a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/01/awards-ceremonies-that-dont-last-ten.html" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">award ceremony</a><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">,</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> I'll have to leave you with one actual suggestion: win and don't lose. Wait, that was two actual suggestions. You're welcome. Feel free to give me credit for all of your oncoming victories.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">What are some advantages, as they say, about obtaining a record which ends in zero? I am glad you asked.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Advantage 1) Increased Credibility</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">We've already determined that my credibility has long been whooshed away, but I bet if I actually did go 6-0 once or twice, people would finally take my advice seriously, which apparently doesn't happen if you're a non-</span><a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/10/alumni.html" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">alumni</a><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> or have lost say, 10 rounds this year. Lose none of them and suddenly you're credibility zings up at an alarming speed. (</span><i style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">note: zing is the opposite of whoosh. I bet you didn't know that.</i><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">)</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Advantage 2) Everyone is </span><a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/08/being-terrified-of-certain-competitors.html" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Scared to Death</a><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> of You</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">There are multiple reasons why, at the very first round of my very first LD tournament, my jaw dropped at the sight of the dreaded postings. It wasn't because my opponent was incredibly tall and makes me look like some kind of doll, though that may have been a contributing factor. Nope, it was because I was scared to death of that guy. Then I began to laugh quietly to myself because I </span><i style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">would</i><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"> hit him in the very first round of my very first LD tournament, but the point is, I was scared not only because he was tall but because he had won a lot of rounds and been undefeated a bunch. It's scary. But in a good way for him, because you want people to be at least a little bit scared of you because it means you're good but not so scared that they won't ever talk to you.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Advantage 3) More Confidence</span><br />
<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Confidence, along with cases, flowpads, pens, and, I'm convinced, Post-It Notes, is a key, key factor in winning rounds. My sister will add smiling to that list because she really likes to tell me to smile all the time and will tell me that her advice is what caused me to finally start getting winning records, and that's why she gets mad if I'm not constantly smiling in a round, but I will remind her that smiling is inappropriate when talking about people dying and besides, I already included it in confidence. Go 6-0, never worry about anything ever again ever at least that pertains to debate although you shouldn't worry anyway, and although you'll never go 6-0 without some confidence in the first place, it does help increase confidence in the future, I imagine.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Yup. It's a great feeling. Probably.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif;">You're homeschooled, and that's O-K with me.</span>Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-19737558909699714332013-02-16T12:15:00.000-08:002013-02-16T12:16:55.092-08:00Myths about Speech and Debate that Novices Believe- Stephen Roe and Brandon Banda<i>(Stephen and Brandon are two of my favorite Stoa alumni. They're hilarious. I'm sure you'll agree after reading this post. W</i><i>ant to write a guest post? Click <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/p/want-to-write-guest-post.html">here</a>.)</i><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I remember the first LD round I ever saw, where the fellow arguing that competition was superior to cooperation as a means of achieving excellence used William Tell as an example, and his opponent insisted that William Tell did not exist but the other guy said that the people from his country thought he did and had statues of him and stuff. That round changed my life. I talked to my mom about it later (like, a lot), and she asked if I wanted to do LD, as if she already knew the answer was yes and guess what? It was. I really loved that round, too.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Have you ever had that? I mean, have you ever had a moment where you realized how much you loved this forensical activity of ours? Maybe it comes when you realize you're a <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2013/02/becoming-geeky-debater.html">geeky debater</a>. Maybe it hits you when you begin to wonder what the heck you're going to do when you graduate, or begin drafting your judging philosophy. Maybe it was breaking for the first time, or not breaking, and noting how much that meant to you. Maybe it was when you <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/05/when-you-realize-youre-qualified-for.html">realized</a> you qualified for nationals, or when you said goodbye to your speech and debate buddies and knew you wouldn't see them again until the next tournament, or far-off club meeting after the summer. And then you were all like, whoa. I love speech and debate.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It's a thing. It's <i>our</i> thing. And we love it. We put up with long lines at <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/04/when-postings-are-up-and-every-single.html">postings</a>, <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/10/peculiar-arguments.html">peculiar arguments</a>, <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/08/being-terrified-of-certain-competitors.html">scary people</a>, <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/06/handling-odd-ballots.html">bizarre ballots</a>, and more because, even when things aren't our favorite, the advantages of speech and debate totally outweigh any disads on a net beneficial scale, or with just about any criterion.</span><br />
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Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-47231801654529632502013-02-03T13:00:00.004-08:002013-02-03T13:00:31.037-08:00Having Strong Opinions on Topical Counterplans<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I ran a counterplan once. I'm not really comfortable speaking about it. It didn't really end well. Let's just say I was forbidden from doing that ever again.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Now, I know what you're thinking:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Obviously, Chandler. You're in LD.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">This is true. However: a) I wouldn't be <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/10/peculiar-arguments.html">the first LDer to run a CP</a> and secondly, I was in TP once too. And I could justifiably put all of the <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/01/throwing-your-partner-under-argument.html">blame</a> for the way that round went on my partner anyway. So ha.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Counterplans are interesting. After I graduated from TP, I began to think more on them and soon developed strong opinions like the debate nerd I am, regarding subjects such as when counterplans should be run, under what circumstances, how destroyed the aff case has to be first, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">what the plan can include,</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> whether a blue or black <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/02/having-and-using-abnormal-amount-of.html">pen</a> should be used for the negative (the answer is blue), you know, that sort of thing. Also, I once told someone that I "passionately hated" a CP he was fond of running. Perhaps I exaggerated, but still. Oh, and it was the plan I strongly disliked, not him. That's a long story. Anyway, of course, there are aspects and types of counterplans that even I don't quite get. So I won't tell you about those. The fear is that one of us would have to be killed.</span><br />
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Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-1260794629663286962013-01-02T20:28:00.002-08:002013-01-02T20:34:03.109-08:00Coaches<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">One evening, after a debate meeting, I asked my LD coach if he read my blog. He said, "I didn't even know you had a blog." I replied, "Oh good, I can keep writing mean things about you. Bye!" And then I left before he could respond.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But you're at least a little bit right. I don't really say mean things about people, especially someone like my LD coach when a) it would be really easy to figure out who I'm taking about in real life, b) if I was him, I would read my blog just in case I did say something mean, and c) even if I'm writing about people who never will read this blog and no one knew who they were, I still don't want to say mean things about people. And certainly not about one of my coaches, because I love those guys!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Coaches are marvelous inventions, aren't they? Think how uncoached the Christian Homeschool Speech and Debate community would be without them. There are, conveniently, three kinds of coaches who deserve our immense gratitude.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1. Parent Coaches</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2. Alumni (and other student) Coaches</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3. Other Coaches</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Contention 1) Parent Coaches</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I remember when I found out that my speech coach had kids that were younger than me, and I thought, yes! He'll be around to coach forever! That's something pretty neat about coaches who are parents. If they ever get tired of coaching, they sure don't let on. My club has this neat thing, and I honestly have no idea if this is what every club does or maybe just us because we're a ginormous club, but what happens is all of the parents disperse into the many rooms of the church where we meet, and then us kids go and hand them notebooks so they can write down things while we speak at them. It's quite commendable of all those people to do that. And they have great insight because they're the type of people who will be judging us. Parent coaches are certainly meritorious.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Observation 2) Alumni/Student Coaches</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I plan on being one of those alumni one day. Fortunately, it is inevitable at this point as I currently do compete in speech and debate, and someday, this will not be the case. I've talked about alumni coaching us before, and all that I said about them having been there and done that is still true. They know how it's done, people, and they're sure to advise you to do a bunch of crazy things they wish some alumnus had told them to do back in their day. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Application 3) Other Coaches</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Once upon a time, I learned that my club's main debate coach, who's been around for a several years longer than I have, decided one day that he wanted to coach homeschool speech and debate and then he found us and he was only planning on staying for a year, but he's been around for, like, seven years or something and we all lived happily ever after. He totally doesn't have to help us. He doesn't have kids or younger siblings in the club that he has to help, he just shows up because he likes us and we give him food. I think that's pretty snazzy.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So to my happy speech coach, my great LD coachie, and my hilarious TP coach (from when I did that thing), thank you. You're the best. Coaches are so nice and useful. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">You're homeschooled, and so I know you appreciate them too.</span>Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-21115930082874474802012-12-18T21:42:00.002-08:002012-12-18T22:07:46.875-08:00A Debater's Christmas WishlistIt's late December, and Christmas is almost here, and if you're not listening to Christmas music, then I'm not sure we can be friends anymore. I love all kinds Christmas music, even the kinds homeschoolers <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/04/doing-things-homeschoolers-shouldnt-do.html" target="_blank">aren't supposed to listen to</a>, like <i><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVY-pGDsN4" target="_blank">Last Christmas</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5bo4VDEH-U" target="_blank">All I Want For Christmas is You</a></i> and <i><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjYUzpdKMZs" target="_blank">Baby, It's Cold Outside</a></i>, and all those other Christmas love songs I know I'm horrible it's okay please don't judge me I love Jesus songs too. Wait, I'm judging you first for not listening to Christmas music at all, so ha. Unless you're listening the <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/04/schsadkl-lord-of-rings.html"><span id="goog_911226009"></span>The Hobbit<span id="goog_911226010"></span></a> soundtrack, which is supposed to be good. I haven't seen the film yet. Or listened to the music. Don't judge me for that either.<br />
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Oh gosh, what was I talking about? Clearly I've had too much hot chocolate. Hold on, I know the title of the post is around here somewhere... oh yea! "A Debater's Christmas Wishlist." To be honest, I thought of the name for this post well before I thought of anything a debater might want for Christmas, but that's okay. It shouldn't be too hard.<br />
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If you're a debater, you're probably asking for one or all of these things for Christmas:<br />
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<li>A case</li>
<li>Two cases if you're an LDer</li>
<li>Another flowpad because you're out of canvases for your impeccable argumentation</li>
<li>Pens that write really tiny so you can flow faster and write in more responses</li>
<li>Lessons in ambidexterity so you can write in even more responses</li>
<li>Half a zillion Post-It notes</li>
<li>Ink and paper. For the printer.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/05/debaters-and-their-rolly-luggage.html" target="_blank">A rolly debate bag</a> or giant box for the evidences. Especially if your partner broke his box, like my partner did, but now I don't have to worry about that because in LD you can carry everything you need in two folders with cupcakes on them like I do.</li>
<li>Folders with cupcakes on them so we can match.</li>
<li>Fake glasses if you don't wear them already to make you look smart</li>
<li>A solvency advocate for your wacky plan ideas</li>
<li>A definition of privacy that actually sounds like privacy</li>
<li>A sweater with reindeers all over it. Because reindeers are cool.</li>
<li>A guide to exactly what every single judge in Stoa and/or the NCFCA is looking for</li>
<li>A guide to the pronunciation of weird names because people who write evidence usually have weird names</li>
<li>Membership to a magical website that spews out beyond-brilliant applications that none of your fellow competitors know about or have even heard of</li>
<li>The top slot on <a href="http://www.speechranks.com/" target="_blank">speechranks</a></li>
<li>A caselist with every case that everyone ever is planning on running this year organized by tournament so that you know what they're running before they do and you can be prepared</li>
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Bonus! All the cool kids in speech are asking for:<br />
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<li>Scripts</li>
<li>Instant-memorization potion</li>
<li>The best impromptu examples ever</li>
<li>An extemp box that's bigger on the inside and fills itself</li>
<li>C.S. Lewis to write your Apologetics cards</li>
<li>The ability to have everyone always <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/08/having-your-name-correctly-pronounced.html" target="_blank">pronounce your name correctly</a> at breaks</li>
<li><a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/02/hall-of-expos.html" target="_blank">Expos</a> boards that never break or collapse mid-round</li>
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You can feel free to get me all of those things for Christmas. I try to make it easy for people. It's because I care about you. You're welcome.</div>
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What do YOU, as a speecher, debater, whatever, want for Christmas?<br />
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You're homeschooled, and I wish you the best!</div>
Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-52703863188399125142012-12-09T17:19:00.000-08:002012-12-11T09:14:32.569-08:00Slapping Morals on Interps<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The thing about interps is that when it comes to events considered the most helpful in real life, the interps tend to take the bottom of the list. I don't know why. The judges' thought process is something like this:</span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Debate (all kinds): Very helpful. It's great to be able to see both sides of an issue, learn from history, find credible sources of information, and know the ins and outs of things the general public knows hardly anything about, and then be able to explain why you believe what you believe in an extremely structured and formal manner!</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Apologetics: Most important speech event ever, which is why we always do it last of all the IEs at awards ceremonies, at least in CA. Defend the faith, man. Good stuff.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Extemp: Totally useful in real life. It's so good to see these young people knowing more about what's going on in the world than I do.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Persuasive: Stand up for something you believe in, just so long as it's not an overdone topic.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Impromptu: This absolutely comes in handy if you're ever asked to speak two minutes from now on a topic for, oh, five minutes or so. Which will clearly happen all the time when you're an adult. Also, it's helpful for debate.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Expository: Essential because everyone uses poster boards on stands in the workplace these days.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Original Oratory: It's good because you wrote it and writing is good. But I don't necessarily want to judge you unless you're super creative.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Duo: Duo is my favorite event to watch, and is therefore the most applicable to other areas of life of all the interps.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Humorous: See above.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Open Interp: You know, you, like, read and stuff.</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dramatic Interp: ... I'll get back to you on that.</span></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Just so you know, I happen to think interps are <i>wonderful</i> and I love, well, ALL the events and think they all teach valuable skills but even if they didn't, I don't care because they're so fun. However, judges, for whatever reason, don't always automatically think interps are inherently good. Nope. You gotta show 'em you learned somethin'. That's why people put morals in their interps.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it," says the Duchess from<i> Alice's Adventures in Wonderland </i>by Lewis Carrol<i>.</i> In one particular section of the book, Alice warns the duchess that her flamingo with which she is playing croquet is prone to biting. The scene continues:</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 17.549999237060547px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Very true,' said the Duchess: 'flamingoes and mustard both bite. And the moral of that is — "Birds of a feather flock together."</span></span> </blockquote>
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<span style="line-height: 17.549999237060547px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'</span></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWtgN7q-gRx-yibbmQq2eAVnv75cBMxH4vM9XeDCJ5YA6h5pWEmmGvhcDD5uNiDqEQTSRR6tJCPsZ0yOHtmY2rEGJjkYAya1JoPMRjN4rpYNwUimPQ6RGLcOd26Zy4VVMWvE2td14rykU/s1600/duchess.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; display: inline !important; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWtgN7q-gRx-yibbmQq2eAVnv75cBMxH4vM9XeDCJ5YA6h5pWEmmGvhcDD5uNiDqEQTSRR6tJCPsZ0yOHtmY2rEGJjkYAya1JoPMRjN4rpYNwUimPQ6RGLcOd26Zy4VVMWvE2td14rykU/s1600/duchess.jpg" /></span></a><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Only mustard isn't a bird,' Alice remarked.</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Right, as usual,' said the Duchess: 'what a clear way you have of putting things!'</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'It's a mineral, I think,' said Alice.</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Of course it is,' said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everything that Alice said; 'there's a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that is — "The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours."'</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Oh, I know!' exclaimed Alice, who had not attended to this last remark, 'it's a vegetable. It doesn't look like one, but it is.'</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'and the moral of that is — "Be what you would seem to be" — or if you'd like it put more simply — "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."'</span></blockquote>
Then Alice politely confesses that she has no idea what the heck the Duchess is talking about. In any case, this is what I think of when I hear people bringing up the life lessons to be learned from an interpretive piece. And when I do it myself so as to not get marked down. One time I did a duo that combined a bunch of Shakespeare plays and that really didn't have any moral to it, so we put in at least seven of them (most of them goofy and/or containing Tebow shoutouts) and the judges loved it. Especially after we performed a rap version of <i>Othello</i> and said that the moral is that two white homeschooled kids shouldn't rap. They laughed and sometimes applauded for several seconds because, in our case at least, it's <b>so true. </b>That's the important thing about a moral. The judge has to hear it and think, yes! You're right! I'm so glad both of our lives have thus been enriched!<br />
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I learned this when I did my very first OI back in the day, and everyone told me they loved the moral even though I didn't even know it had one. And then I did my very second OI back in the day and only one judge told me she liked the moral, and another said she wasn't so sure about it with a smiley face. The lesson was basically that money can buy love and happiness. I was okay with that.<br />
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So, go and learn something. Tell me what the moral of your story is. It's got one, apparently. Even if you have to make it up. Or make seven of them up. Or do an impact turn of a moral that's really probably not that great. After all (pardon me while I go and fetch my glasses and Apologetics box so as to look really intelligent), all good stories reflect morality in some way, and all good heroes have attributes of Christ, so really, you should have a moral.<br />
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*nods*<br />
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*goes to cut an HI that really doesn't have any moral. At all. Except maybe "don't believe your family because they're probably lying to you."*<br />
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You're homeschooled, and the moral of that is, "people who write blogs are cool."Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-30805042790426475592012-11-28T07:30:00.000-08:002012-11-28T07:30:02.980-08:00The Best Value Ever<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">I'm an LDer, as of previously, and I recently debated in my first real live LD tournament. I learned that I've got a lot to learn. One such area in which I've got some learnin' to do is values.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">Values are an important part of Lincoln-Douglas VALUE debate. Obviously. And there are several kinds of values a person can run. At the last tournament, I had one on the negative, like the vast majority of LDers do, but I think I'll tweak it before the next tournament. Just a tad. See, it seemed kind of of narrow. No hope of subsuming Aff's value, which is what all the cool kids are doing these days. Next time, I want something bigger, better, and with which I can say,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">"Haha Aff! My value's bigger than yours! It just ate yours up like this: omnomnomnomnomnom."</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">(that is, when I'm not too busy <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/11/value-piracy.html" target="_blank">pirating</a>, which with any luck, and I have usually have approximately zero ounces of luck, will be all the time)</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">But I couldn't think of what value to run. I mean, I could go with Human Dignity or Human Rights or Individual Rights or National Security or the protection of those things or all those other values that mean basically the same thing but <i>everyone's</i> running those so they seemed way too mainstream for this blogger. I knew, of course, that there was only one possible solution: I must invent a value of my own.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">Now, don't think I'm too crazy. Yet. It won't be totally new. I mean, you can't really invent a value from scratch. If no one's ever valued it before, where on earth would you find applications? The Google and Wikipedia would not be that helpful. But don't worry. I will have no trouble with a lack of apps under my new value.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">Okay, okay, I'll tell you what is. But you can't tell anyone. Pinky swear? Cool.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">Judge, the value that I will championing in this round is</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit; font-style: italic;">The Protection of Natural Individual Just Secure Free Human Dignity and Rights Including the Right to Life, Liberty, Property, The Pursuit of Happiness, Chocolate, Forensics and Homeschooling</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">With a criterion of</span><i><span style="color: #222222; font-family: inherit;"> The Moral Natural Social Contract Law(s) including the 4th </span><span style="color: #222222;">Amendment</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">, </span></i><span style="color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">of course.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">I know, I know. It's perfect. I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">And then I realized something. <i>Wait a second, self, </i>I said to myself.<i> This value is exactly what everyone else is running. But with a longer title.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">So now I refuse to change the title because it's the only thing satisfying the hipster in me and even if my clubmates and peers may raise strong objections, I don't care. And I don't know why they would because it's the best value ever, of course.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">But isn't it funny how everyone likes to run the same values with different names and pretend like they're different? Natural Rights, Human Rights, Human Dignity... unless you're running Nat Sec in the truest, Communistest sense of the word or something else that's totally bizarre, your value is probably a variation of these. I think it's funny. I'm terribly amused, but then, that's non-unique.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">What, then, truly is the best value ever? I'd certainly urge a ballot in favor of <i>TPNIJSFHDRIRLLPTPHCF&H</i>, but just in case you find that difficult to flow, I suggest that the best value ever is the one that you love because if you love it, maybe other people will too. Awww. Values are so adorable sometimes.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">I <i>could</i> talk about anti-values, valuing a word used in the resolution or going with a direct-refutation approach and having no value at all, but I won't. Maybe later. I'm too busy thinking about the chocolate from Halloween that I've hidden from my parents in a secret place. I value that chocolate.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">WAIT A SECOND. I thought I was done with this post, but as I was proof-reading it, something I tend to be bad at, I realized that I finally found a link between privacy <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(freedom from unauthorized intrusion)</span> and chocolate in the aforementioned stash! Best case idea ever.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: inherit;">You're homeschooled. I value you also.</span>Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-52404234432404095042012-11-26T12:15:00.001-08:002012-11-26T12:18:15.268-08:00Getting the Judge You Want- Katarina Amerding<i>(I can so relate, and I'm sure you can too. Enjoy the latest guest post from Katarina! Want to write a guest post? Click <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/p/want-to-write-guest-post.html">here</a>.)</i><br />
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We all know we love speech tournaments, speech tournaments mean ballots<br />
and ballots mean killing the battery in the car on the way home reading them, which<br />
mean exclamations of “So and So judged me!” followed quickly by, “OOhh, what did<br />
he/she say?”<br />
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Now, for any of who do not debate, a debate ballot looks like this:<br />
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No pluses, checks or minuses here! Just good ol’ hard numbers to tell you<br />
what you did well and what you need to (REALLY) work on. Trust me, it used to<br />
look more intimidating than this. I was told back in the stone age it was a scale of<br />
eight dots. Who uses dots nowadays? Ahem…I digress, under the Affirmative and<br />
Negative bar will be an empty space (cue spacey music) to fill out an RFD which you<br />
I.E people are already familiar with. The focus here is the judge!<br />
We all know there are several types of judges.<br />
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Debate Moms- You try to smile while you kill your opponent in front of them.<br />
They want you to be nice and usually write very constructive comments.<br />
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Debate Dads- Prefer a little more aggression. They want to know why<br />
military occupation of Slovenia matters or why they should worry about angry birds<br />
harvesting their data, IMPACT people IMPACT!<br />
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Alumni- these unique individuals toe the line between college debate<br />
superiority and aching nostalgia. Expect to see constructive feedback, lectures or<br />
simple one sentence RFDs for technical reasons on your ballot.<br />
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Community Judges- <i>These</i> wonderful people are thrown into our world,<br />
where we try to teach and crush our opponent at the same time. Expect comments<br />
lauding homeschool awesomeness or votes toward clarity people clarity!<br />
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But, really, we all love the judge who is rumored to be retired district<br />
attorney for that debate club that wins everything. Or that-dad-who-writes-the-<br />
most-epic-ballots! Or that-mom-of –of-the-best-debater-in-the-league. You can<br />
arrive in a room checking out your opponent and then….you see him (or her) and<br />
say “YESSS! So-and-so is my judge! (in your head of course). This is gonna be a great<br />
round! You know they will write constructive comments, make you a better debater,<br />
and plus, you can learn from what they wrote to your opponent. You do not even<br />
have to worry about the round, you are simply embodied by the promise of a good<br />
ballot on the way. Ballots like those are so helpful, you frame them, say thank you as<br />
you read them, and say proudly to your parent or coach “So-and- so said this about<br />
my 1AR, or he/she really liked it when I brought up F-16 Fighter Jets.” Comments<br />
like these are the best, they tell you what you can work on, nothing like an unhelpful<br />
ballot (cue sad doggy).<br />
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Yes, we love getting the judge we want because it means “EPIC BALLOT ON<br />
THE WAY!” So go ahead and kill the car battery for those (or not).<br />
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You’re homeschooled, you got the judge you wanted…kachow.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2711057268105188441.post-91640893609048924182012-11-17T21:05:00.003-08:002012-11-21T12:15:14.878-08:00Debating In Your HeadI flow with commentary.<br />
Yea, it's weird.<br />
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Back when I first started watching debate, I didn't actually understand <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/07/art-of-flowing.html" target="_blank">the art of flowing</a>, (p.s. still working on that shorthand... kinda) but then it clicked. Like one of those clicky pens, which I then used two of in rounds, like most people. Except for those debaters who use one pen, which is silly and confusing, or the hipsters with pencils. But now, I use three whenever I watch rounds, so I can add my own thoughts in another <span style="color: red;">c</span><span style="color: orange;">o</span><span style="color: #6aa84f;">l</span><span style="color: blue;">o</span><span style="color: purple;">r</span>. Neat, huh? Typically, Aff is <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">red</span>, Neg is <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">blue</span>, and I'm in <b>black</b>. As I'm scribbling the rough draft of this post on a bright pink Post-It note, I'm watching and commentating on a round which began with a 1AC, as is tradition, but this one desperately screamed to be turned on its head. And, rather than flowing the round all that carefully, I'm writing my own turns in the free space on the flow. It's much more fun.<br />
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I'm an in-head debater. I debate in my head. It's a thing.<br />
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I always have been, ever since watching my first ever LD round back in the day and silently urging my favorite debater to say ______, and when he didn't, I was a little bitter, even though I knew it was my first time watching and he was like, really good, so I was probably wrong and he probably wasn't. But then, after he lost the round, I thought, see?? Should've listened to me.<br />
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The curse of an in-head debater.<br />
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...no but seriously, this round is bizarre. And I'm not sure why the negative stil isn't saying what I want her to.<br />
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Oh yea, she can't hear me. Because I'm talking to myself again. Riiight.<br />
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The fun thing about debating in your head is that you always have the last word. I mean, seriously, every single argument you brought up was dropped. Also, you get to feel like you won because you thought of things none of the other debaters ever thought of before. And, you can even argue from both sides of the resolution. Can't do that when you're an actual competitor, can you?<br />
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The sad thing is they never actually respond to your arg<span style="font-family: inherit;">uments. And that makes me feel terribly disregarded and lugubrious.</span><br />
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Just the other day, at a debate tournament (yea, we already had our <a href="http://www.schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-first-tournament-of-year.html" target="_blank">first one</a>), I went up against one of my favorite debaters, that one that I'm <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2012/08/being-terrified-of-certain-competitors.html" target="_blank">terrified</a> of so/because I watch him debate all the time, and I'm telling you, it was a seriously odd feeling to have him actually answer the arguments I brought up. Usually he ignores me because I'm not usually saying them out loud usually. And then, because he's awesome, I almost wished there was another debater up there to give the rebuttals but turns out that was my job. Great.<br />
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We already <a href="http://schsadkl.blogspot.com/2011/06/talking-to-yourself-and-wall.html" target="_blank">talk to ourselves and the wall</a> at tournaments. I suppose it makes sense that we'd debate in our heads. Just don't do it out loud if you're not <i>actually</i> debating or you'll get yelled at by the judge probably. I'm just saying.<br />
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You're homeschooled, so I doubt you ever stop debating.Chandler Laschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11510626274093863043noreply@blogger.com0