The kids who do crazy things in impromptu are not always the ones who win tournaments. But they probably have more fun. A crazy impromptu is defined as follows: a five minute speech on a topic given to the speaker, who is allowed two minutes of preparation, and which contains something out of the ordinary, memorable, and super cool. This may be opening by singing Justin Bieber. This could be jumping on top of a table after asking if the judges and timer are ready. Whatever it is, it's awesome.
I've never given any super crazy impromptus, but I intend to. I have opened with Jonas Brothers lyrics, Coldplay lyrics, by pretending to be eating something with a fork, and even cried in an impromptu before. But knowing me and my mind, I could probably come up with something exceedingly more ridiculous.
You're homeschooled, and I hope you do something ridiculous too.